Funny Nepali Jokes Collection

We have come up with funny Nepali jokes collection that are sure to pull smile on your face. Hilarious jokes in Nepali from diverse categories are compiled in a single post so that the readers with every taste can find these jokes entertaining and engaging.

Rajesh Dai One Liner

Rajesh Dai is for Nepalese what Rajni Kant is for bollywood and what Chuck Norris is for Hollywood.

Rajesh Dai le chaahe vane eBay lai eBay baata eBay nai bechna sakchhan.

Apple ko logo baata haraayeko syaau ko tukraa Rajesh Dai le khaayekaa rechhan.

Asti vuichalo kina aayo vanthaneko ta Rajesh Dai le break dance garera po rechha.

Rajesh Dai le haachhyu gareko ta America maa tornado gayechha.

Rajesh Dai le matra Mark Zugerberg lai Facebook bata block garna sakchhan.

Rajesh Dai le chhahe vane calculator baata internet hack garna sakchhan.

Funny Nepali Photos from Facebook

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Boyfriend- Girlfriend joke

Joke1

Boy: hello, sweet heart..
Girl: hello dear
Boy: K chha priye, malai timro
kasto  yaad aai rahecha ni..
Girl: lau, agi varkhar kura garya
hoena phone ma?
Boy: Hyatterika, feri timilai nai
garechu!!

Joke2

Girl: Yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..

Boy: Tara yahaa ta  taadaa taadaa samman pani kohi chhaina

Girl: Tyo Ta malai ni thaa chha tara formality ta pura garnae paryo ni

Nepali Adult Jokes

Sriman- Srimati

Srimaan le sutiraheki srimati ko jiu chhamchhaam chhumchhum garechha ani srimati nindraa baata biujera kina tettikae roknu vako vandaa srimaan le vanechha- remote vettiyo, timi suta.

Teacher and student

Class 2 maa padne Sita vanne student usko Miss sanga kuraa gardae:

Sita: Miss, Miss, ma pregnant huna sakchhu?

Miss: Aha, yo umer maa ta sakdainau

Ram: Maile vaneko ho ta timi lai kehi chintaa linu pardaina vanera. Aba ta dhukka vayau holaa ni.

Funny Nepali facebook status 

Keti vaneko hot hunu parchha, cute ta puppy pani hunchha.

Chhori vaneko doctor hunu parchha. Pilot ta churot pani hunchha.

Nepali Funny Jokes

Saab ra Vikhaari

Vikhari: Saab, malai eak rupaiya dinus na.

Saab: Talai sadak maa uviyera vikh maagna laaj lagdaina?

Vikhaari: Aba k ma ek rupaiyaa maagna office kholum ta?

Goro jodi ko kaalo bachchaa

Ek jodi goro jodi ko kaalo bachchaa janmiechha. Tespachhi

Srimati: Hoina, timi panni goro ma pani goro, hamro bachchaa chai kasari kaalo?

Srimaan: Aba ma pani hot, timi pani hot, bachchaa jalyo holaa ni ta.

Latest Shere Joke

Shere ko Tapasyaa

Shere ko kadaa tapasyaa baaata bhagwan prasanna vayepachhi:

Bhagwan: Timi k bar maagchhau maaga.

Shere: Pravu, malai eutaa jaagir, eutaa gaadi ra keti nae keti milaidinu paryo.

Bhagwan: Tathaastu, timi lai maile Girl’s School ko driver banaidiye.

Haku Kale Joke 

Ek din haku kale doctor sanga

Doctor: Tapai dherae motaunu vayo. Cricket, football jasto parisram parne khel khelne garnus.

Haku: La doctor saab tyo ta ma sadhae khelirakhekae hunchhu ta.

Doctor: Ho ra, kati samaya khelnu hunchha ni?

Haku: Mobile ko battery nasakkunjel.

Ramailo Joke

Ram: Srimati ra ghadi maa k farak chaa?

Shyam: Ghadi bigre banda hunchha, srimati bigre chaalu hunchha.

Funny Nepali facebook photo comments 

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Few Words from Us

Find best jokes in Nepali and get the most out of your leisure time. They say- sharing is caring. You can share these jokes with your near and dear ones and create good memories which you can remember forever. Be at the center of attention by sharing  these Nepali comedy jokes in your circle of friends.

This is the great archive for  funny and weird jokes for children. You can find several trolls, funny gifs, memes, images and jokes on facebook. Find several jokes to share and tell. Most if these jokes were shared to us by comedians. Some of them have been picked from the jokes that we heard during Gaijatra Mahotsav and other comedy shows.

Famous Five Nepali Comedy Serial

Tito Satya

Jire Khursani

Meri Bassai

Bhadragol

Harke Haldar

Popular Nepali Comedians

Madan Krishna Shrestha

Hari Bansha Acharya

From Jire Khursani 

Jitu Nepal (Mundre)

Kiran KC(Rata Makai/ Mama )

Rajaram Paudyal (Thulo Bau)

From Bhadragol

Hari Niraula (C0ckroach)

Arjun Ghimire (Pandey)

Kumar Katel (Jigri)

Govinda Koirala (Jayante)

From Meri Bassai 

Kedar Ghimire (Magne Budho)

Sitaram Kattel (Dhurmuse)

Sunita Gautam Bajgain (Muiya)

Suraj Chapagain (Bandre)

From Tito Satya

Dipak Raj Giri (Dipak)

Deepa Shree Niraula (Deepa)

Nirmal Sharma (Nirmal Boss/ Gaida)

Raj Acharya (Raj)

How do you make jokes?

Jokes are things said to evoke laughter. It can be used either for comic or satirical or humorous purpose. You can use rhetorical devices like pun, irony punch line and sarcasm to make joke. You can also make the inside joke by renaming certain words so that the meaning is understood by those who know that the name has been replaced.You need to pay proper attention to your timing, you need to be precised and you need to establish a rhythm while narrating the joke if you want your jokes to get praised. You need to properly arrange the words of the sentence that you are going to speak.

Laughter is one of the best way to get better at social life. Many research has been done to know why people laugh at jokes. Most importantly, they have answered why jokes are funny only when we hear them for the first time.

Things to remember while telling jokes 

Jokes must b short. They must not be overly explained or else audience will lose interest in your jokes.

You must know who your targeted audience is before telling your jokes.

You must practice to get the better timing- after all timing is everything.

 We will soon be back with latest nepali jokes. Keep visiting us to get the quality time pass. Read these jokes and crack up. You can find both- clean jokes and non veg Nepali jokes here.   Some of these are jokes that have never been heard before. These jokes are for people of all age- children and adults.

Please add your jokes in comment section and help us in spreading happiness. Your joke can help the sad soul to have some fun and may make him/ her less depressed. It can subdue the stress level.

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